Samson (Huey Bancroft)

Samson is a PC in the "Razor's Edge" campaign. He began as a level 2 Half-Orc Barbarian. He is a mechanic from Texas outside the game, named Huey Bancroft.

Huey Bancroft
Huey Bancroft is a 25-year-old mechanic from Amarillo, Texas who loves working on cars, fishing, and playing video games with his bro's. When Razor's Edge was still in its early phases for beta testing, he applied for it on a whim and managed to get an invite, if only because he was the perfect 18-25 white male demographic. He was excited enough and decided to play PvP almost exclusively since they would be fresh records, and managed to get high up in the leaderboards.

But Razor's Edge was going to be more than just a simple game for Huey, it was to be something for his girlfriend and him to do together. Delilah Hammond, a beautiful blonde haired blue eyed southern belle who was going to New York to study theater. They were going to use Razor's Edge to keep in touch. After a Christmas Party the two of them went to that they both had too much to drink at, Huey went home to sleep off his hangover. He awoke the next day, turned on the news, and saw the whirlwind of chaos that had unfolded. Delilah went ahead of him and left a Christmas present on his doorstop. She was trapped. And so, with his world falling around him, the love of his life caught in a game of death, and the entire world in a panic over what was happening, he did the only thing a man in that situation can do.

He made a thread on 4chan.

He told his story, mentioned all he knew from the beta, and told them that he still had an account. Even with the gag order, a Moderator unlocked the thread and for once, 4chan managed to give advice that wasn't complete shit. With his preorder bonus, he unlocked the Broken Chain, allowing him to free a PNPC named Ayla and use a spiked chain in new ways. The character he made was named Samson after Biblical legend, because he needed to be a big god damn hero to save everyone. And so, as the thread 404'd with the blessings of anonymous comrades, he turned on his IQ once again, called his family to let him know he was going to do something incredibly stupid, and logged in to the world of Razor's Edge with a mechanic's mindset.

Take it apart, learn how it works, and then put it back together. He's a mechanic. He can fix it.

Samson
Samson is a behemoth of a man, standing at an impressive 6' 3 and weighing in at 200 pounds, who is practically half beast. A barbarian in every sense of the word, Samson wields his chain like fluid steel, dancing wildly and shouting like a madman in the heat of battle. He charges like a falling comet and has about the same subtelty as one. His prowess in combat is countered by his brashness and lack of social skills, though whether that is the character or player is up for debate. His 'signature move' is a whirling frenzy of chain and steel that gouges deep in a cyclone of pain, and a charging attack that gives truth to Samson being like a comet.

He's a big god damn hero. He's a barbarian. He's gonna wreck it.

In Razor's Edge
Samson and his PNPC Ayla were part of a group that defeated le Empire in public arena combat and subsequently damaged their reputation. He later joined the party and functions as the primary melee DPS. He wields a spiked chain and specializes in making multiple attacks per round raping shitters. His style of fighting can best be described as "OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR JESUS CHRIST"

Samson eats lightning and shits thunder. He is a man's man in every sense of the word. He can fuck reddites all day and still be more manly than half these limp dicked shit weeds. Samson doesn't bother with gay shit like counting or number rolls. Samson uses whatever number he god damn rolls and the DM fucking goes with it. Like this one time, he rolled a twelve, which is like a billion in barbarian numbers. Yeah, Samson is recursive like that. 4th wall? That's just another asshole to WRECK. Look at that sweeeeeeeeeeet ass cape. Yeah, it's all flames n' shit. Wu Tang, baby. Wu Tang.

Also Delina thinks he's swag as FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Here is a list of Samson's achievements: Here is a list of shit Samson is GOING to do by the end of this campaign:
 * Successfully using the phrase "He died like a bitch." in negotiations.
 * Nearly punch someone to death with a Falcon Punch (3 HP remaining)
 * yeah, galo sengen
 * Hit something for over 50 damage in one turn. He punched out that bug man's soul and used it to beat him to death.
 * ACTUALLY punch someone to death with a Falcon Punch. Mark my words. It's gonna happen.
 * Successfully force a bloodied foe to cow. I SWEAR TO CUNTS I WILL DO THIS AT LEAST ONCE AND THEN NEVER NEED TO ATTEMPT IT AGAIN MAN I WAS LIKE, TWO POINTS AWAY FROM IT AND IF I'D USED MY RECENT ITEM SLOT ON THAT FUCKING CINCTURE OF THE DRAGON SPIRIT I WOULD HAVE HAD IT BUT NOOOOOOO I HAD TO HAVE IRON ARMBANDS OF COLON PUNCHING. I REGRET NOTHING.
 * Defeat an army
 * Wrestle a bear
 * Rescue Delilah
 * Become the biggest legal nightmare that not just Capsoft will ever face, but that anyone in the history of anything will ever face. This also leads into the achievement of getting a legal term named after himself describing a payout of an exorbant amount of money and clout.
 * Get a pair of spiked sunglasses. You know god damn well what I mean and which ones I'm going to get.
 * Perform a Leeroy Jenkins.
 * "DOCTOR SAMSON, SUPRISE DENTIST."

This is how Samson should die, more or less: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CJn69FgEko should he have to shed this mortal coil, with Ayla replacing Rick Wheeler and a Badmin replacing Black Shadow. Manlier deaths will be posted as I think of them.